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5.

And so by many an artifice

Our FP tries to look so nice, - With figure trim

And waist laced slim

Her femme-self to enhance

She gets a thrill,

And takes her fill,

Of every admiring glance.

SAY GEORGE...

ARE YOU SURE THIS IS THE WAY JACK LEMMON AND TONY CURTIS GOT INTO SHOW BIZ?

SHUT UP AND

PUT ON YOUR WIG. WE GO ON IN 5 MINUTES!

BREATHES THERE A MAN WHO'S SO ABNORMAL THAT HE ISN'T STIRRED BY A STRAPLESS FORMAL?

K K K

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE NUN SAID WHEN HER BRA STRAP BROKE? "VERILY, MY CUP RUNNITH OVER"

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